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General Discussion / Re: Happy Holidays!
« Last post by Escheresque on January 04, 2018, 08:14:10 PM »
I hope you realize you essentially live in a fictional world to me.
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General Discussion / Re: Happy Holidays!
« Last post by dumps on January 04, 2018, 08:44:16 AM »
The City has enacted a special ordinance to mass tow abandoned vehicles, and rented road graders to peel hard packed snow and ice off the streets.  We only got about four inches last night, just fluffy stuff.  My van's one sliding door has frozen open, so I have to bungie it shut.
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General Discussion / Re: Happy Holidays!
« Last post by Escheresque on January 03, 2018, 10:13:03 PM »
All the words you said after your compliment to me are completely foreign.
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General Discussion / Re: Happy Holidays!
« Last post by dumps on January 03, 2018, 08:39:37 AM »
Thanks for the smiles.  Just cold as balls these days.  Little bit of snow here and there.  You ever watch Dept of Public Works clear stop lights with gas-powered leaf blowers?
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General Discussion / Re: Happy Holidays!
« Last post by Escheresque on January 03, 2018, 05:15:42 AM »
Jesus H. Christ. Don't die out there.

That's me! Drunk, witty, and dead inside magician, at your service.

Edit: a trailer I just watched for the latest season of the show my avatar is in just described him simply with the words, "quick-witted. Alcohol committed." And I think this describes me very accurately.
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General Discussion / Re: Happy Holidays!
« Last post by Fyndhal on January 02, 2018, 09:44:38 PM »
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General Discussion / Re: Happy Holidays!
« Last post by Doctor Foorums on January 02, 2018, 03:31:52 PM »
Holy balls. That's too much snow. We got like 14cm of snow and that was too much snow. So that's really too much snow. TOO MUCH SNOW.
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General Discussion / Re: Happy Holidays!
« Last post by dumps on December 30, 2017, 11:51:21 PM »
We got a foot and a half last night.  I shoveled off the carport today.  We're up to about 82 inches in five days.  Just shy of seven feet.  We got three of it on Christmas morning, so having four feet spread over four days feels like a dusting.  The county DOT has borrowed motor graders from neighboring counties (I think we only had two?).  There are five driving around the city peeling about eight inches of ice off all the streets.  It's so hard snowblowing when you're just in these little canyons--you can't get the snow high enough.
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General Discussion / Re: Happy Holidays!
« Last post by dumps on December 29, 2017, 11:10:05 AM »
Shoveled off the front portico, the bay window, the porch, and the den. Incredible.
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General Discussion / Re: Happy Holidays!
« Last post by dumps on December 29, 2017, 10:14:31 AM »
Might have to shovel the roof off today. Nice new avatar--is that you or me?
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